Poland: is 94% Catholic. The other 6% are Catholic.
Polish: A social experiment funded by Post Cereals where 50 million people are armed with de-voweled boxes of Alpha-Bits and encouraged to drink heavily and make up their own language.
Official Unit of Currency: Old Woman Wearing Babushka.
National Letter: L with a line through it.
"Butterfly" by Crazy Town: National anthem.
Polish women: Mostly adorable, sometimes actually men.
Motorists: Brazenly homicidal.
Bikers: Brazenly homicidal.
Pigeons: Brazenly homicidal.
Pedestrians: Obviously suicidal.
Sounds of neighbors having very loud Polish sex: Inescapable.
Threat of foreign invasion from any direction: Constant.