Raccoons On A Bus

I went to the theatre to catch the late showing of Snakes On A Plane only to find that it isn't coming out until August 28th. Slither me timbers. Snakes On A Plane was the only reason I came home in the first place. I don't care what A.O. Scott says - no matter how many times you watch The Lake House, it will never turn into Snakes On A Plane.