Tonight I'm seeing A Scanner Darkly. That's right: I italicized a movie title. Fuck MLA format, I'm just that excited. It's like my cinematic libido is back for one night and one night only. And to think, all it took was a rotoscopically animated cast of deadbeats.
Robert Downey, Jr.: Yo ... who ganked my stash?
[Downey and Woody Harrelson turn and glare at Winona]