Your next assignment is to ask me a question about Korea.
Most questions about Korea have fascinating (and often vomit-inducing) answers lurking around in space somewhere, and the odds are good that I am well-equipped to find them.
I will address each question in a separate blog post. If you ask 47 questions, I will grudgingly write 47 blog posts. I am willing to go to great lengths to extinguish your curiosity about Korea, to spare you from ever needing a reason to visit this sulphurous industrial nightmare.